Hey, I'm Nadja. Call me Nod or Nadi or whateves. I'm all about so much stuff, so enjoy the ride.

 

The things I miss most: our party bus in Spain and Portugal. And the seat we broke in the back…and the gum I put in a teacher’s hair (it was 5 gum :/ )…not to mention the peeps.

The things I miss most: our party bus in Spain and Portugal. And the seat we broke in the back…and the gum I put in a teacher’s hair (it was 5 gum :/ )…not to mention the peeps.

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aph-kentucky-is-cute-too:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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I didn’t sign up for this shit-Kentucky. 

danglingthpider:

castielmyspell:

taco-of-the-violets:

castielmyspell:

things people do in fanfic no one does in real life

  • smirk every frickin five seconds
  • gulp
  • stutter to be cute
  • be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
  • chuckle gently
  • chuckle in general
  • make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
  • NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN

I chuckled so hard at this

fuck off

*smirks*

(Source: osrick)

nutellanewt:

itssassyphan:

reigisaswimminginmyheart:

ah2spooky:

beahbeah:

also: SPACE SHEETS

i literally can’t imagine a scenario where a person wouldn’t want these

The sex would be

OUT OF THIS WORLD

GET OUT

OF THIS WORLD

Am I the only one who sees a fucking face looking up at that person? It’s literally waiting to fucking swallow THEM I DO NOT WANT THOSE SHEETS

calebhusker:

“We had such potential. Such promise. But we squandered our gifts, our intelligence. Our blind pursuit of technology only sped us quicker to our doom. Our world is ending. But life must go on.”

(Source: heavyglow)

armourwolf:

William Lennox & bureaucrats : a summary (TF 1-3 ) 

armourwolf:

William Lennox & bureaucrats : a summary (TF 1-3 )